why i'm voting for john mccain

And you thought I was going to give you a dissertation on the evils of liberalism, didn't you?


From a humor standpoint, George W. Bush will be a tough act for anyone to follow. Few presidents have ever provided comedians and regular citizens with so much material for jokes, skits and the like.

It seems like Obama humor is almost non-existent, and the man isn't particularly funny himself. I don't think that the problem is that there aren't things about Obama that could be made fun of. I do think, however, that people are afraid of being called racists if they do make fun of him, which is too bad--humor should be blind with respect to race, if you ask me. At least we'll have Joe Biden if we get an Obama presidency.

A McCain presidency would be far superior in this respect. The age jokes already kill me. And then there's Sarah Palin, who adds a lot of comedic value to the McCain ticket (and to Saturday Night Live). She seems to have more of a sense of humor than the other three candidates combined, too.

So, there you have it. Vote for McCain!