
Riding a bike is infinitely more pleasurable when you add an ill-fitting vest and helmet to your ensemble.

Some people like Ferragamo. Others like Jimmy Choo. Personally, I'm a plastic bootie man.
My hair couldn't take another perm, so the last time I needed a change, I opted for an umbrella and a big camera bag on my belt loop instead. The chicks couldn't keep their hands off.

I'd hit it.
ReplyDeletemy favorite is the vest and helmet. awesome. and i'm sure if you had booties on, you had a hairnet. wheres that photo????
ReplyDeleteI have worn both retarded-looking hats and hairnets with the booties, but I didn't think to take a picture of myself with them on. I know I've appeared in some of my colleagues' pics with them on, so maybe I'll get one and post it.
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